Aftermess

Someone who doesn't know when to stop partying.

Look at the cute Asian guy dancing alone on the dance floor. He is a total Aftermess.

by DRMinCali November 29, 2010

Aftermarket rack

Fake breasts

Hey did you get a chance to check out the aftermarket rack on that chick? Must've cost a stack of dead presidents.

by Blankford1 December 7, 2013

Aftermarket Umbilical Cord

When two people dreadlock their genital pubes with each other's, creating a bond as strong as the hair roots on each's upper genital area. Can also be called "Hairy Symbiote"

Bro1: I've been feeling so disconnected from the world recently...

Bro2 (down-to-earth guy): I'll help you back down bro, let's try the aftermarket umbilical cord"

by Zeval April 7, 2020

You-Tube Afternoon

After a long, exhausting week of work when co-workers need to relax a little bit and take a break from the daunting tasks piling atop their desk. Co-workers gather around one employee's computer screen, in their cubicle and search for funny youtube clips i.e. SNL Celebrity Jeopardy, etc.

D: What a week this has been!
K: OMG, I know! It's been crazy!
D: I think we need to have a You-Tube Afternoon to wind down from the week.
K: YES!

by dmezz October 23, 2009

taco bell aftermath

A crap taken shortly after eating Taco Bell. Is either a liquid or a solid depending on the sauce. So bad that you can smell it across the house. The bathroom is contaminated for AT LEAST 24 hours, and even after needs a serious cleaning.

Jim: Who had toco bell?!?

Bob: Sorry. I had fire sauce.

Jim: At least close the door. I can smell it from across the house!

THE TACO BELL AFTERMATH HAS STRUCK.

by Bearret9 July 28, 2014

altercationsaurus

A dinosaur that is often found at senior parties in imaginary towns. The altercationsaurus is often responsible for the intoxication of otherwise innocent teenagers. This intoxication will occasionally lead to said teenager hitting an olympic athlete, rendering them crippled and maimed and leading to multi-million dollar lawsuits.

Altercationsaurus can also be found following around large mobs of deer, leading to speculation regarding whether or not the olympic runner was, in fact, hit by a car and not an altercationsaurus.

Further speculation regarding a pending court case would be irresponsible.

I am not a video camera.

The altercationsaurus got Peyton soooo wasted last night. I heard she hit a runner!!!

by Kerry Knox March 12, 2010

Alteredevolving

A horny person with a fiery temper. Will reject anything you put in front of it. Hypocritical, and often toxic. Loves anime, (weeb/weeaboo), flirting with girls (simp), and calling people out on being weebs and simps. Extremely cringy and hard to be around.

Don't go near him, hes an Alteredevolving.

by anonymous November 5, 2020