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Emergency Date Effect 

The Emergency Date Effect, or EDE for short, is defined as the moment when a person in a school or similar institute has no date for a social event, such as Prom or Homecoming, so asks out someone who is of a lower social standing of theirs or who they know already has some form a crush on them as an insurance policy.
Guy 1: “Hey, did you hear Tom managed to get a date with Maria?”
Guy 2: “Yeah, but I heard she had no other options. They’re only going out because of the Emergency Date Effect”
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2nd Date Sickness 

When you go on a date with a girl and you thought it went well and then you try to hangout with her again and she says yes and then bails by using an excuse such as “I feel so sick.” Absolutely clusterfucking your feelings and your night.
I was going to go hangout with Chloe but she got the 2nd Date Sickness while I was on my way to her house.
2nd Date Sickness by funnypanda196 December 28, 2019

FaceTime date

Due to quarantine, the kids are now FaceTiming instead of dating.
Person one: hey, want to go on a FaceTime date?

Person two: sure!
FaceTime date by Ratfather April 9, 2020

plague date 

Dating during a pandemic that requires physical distancing and included virtual dating.
My plague date tonight is live on Zoom
plague date by Jane Glass June 15, 2020

shoe date 

When you and a friend both take your new shoes and try them out on a run together.
They’re such running nerds, going on a shoe date.
shoe date by DragonWrider October 3, 2020

bus date 

When you and your friend (or more than friend) go on a date to the bus station to hop on a random bus and get off at the most interesting and random places (or just stay on the bus and ride around town on a random bus route).
person 1: “Noah and Allie are going on a bus date tomorrow”
person 2: “Aw that’s such a cute adventure!”
bus date by kikifafiki October 20, 2020

National Date your fake sister day 

December 5th national date your fake sister or fake brother for a day no regrets you have to date them no cheating
“It’s December 5 yo why be single” or “it’s national date your fake sister day let’s go”