The guy off camera flicking spoonfuls of wet cornflower on the actress when the money shot is delivered thus creating the illusion of a turbo jizzing. Used often when the actor has to go round the buoy before he fully reloads.
by SailorPat February 14, 2019

Similar to an oxygen thief.
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Some who is useless and are only good at driving a spoon into their mouth.
These people are not worth your time or breath or food
Timmy was 28 and sat at home all day eating and playing video games living with his mum.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
Timmy is a spoon-driver
Timmy is useless, he is bludging off his mum eating her food, living with his mum, and unemployed.
by Emma. February 27, 2023

Spoon, most commonly known in its plural form spoons, but not limited to its formal form spoonsy, is a nickname that describes a person who eats a lot of pudding, always has a spoon behind his or her ear, or uses wit and sarcasm to derail an awkward situation in his or her already awkward and miserable life. Or in some cases all three.
Person a:Hey spoons tell us that joke again about the guy and the doorbell
Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding
Person b: omg it's so funny
Spoons: Holder on let me finish my pudding
by Spoonsy McGee October 28, 2016

by miguel2 °bellyrolls April 23, 2023

by anonymous September 5, 2021

by Whoamiwhatamihowami October 1, 2023

When one man inserts thee round tube like handle into one's penis for pleasure while grasping the round spoon in and thus SPOONING ones self.
by 《♤》 October 18, 2020
