Grass Banana

Grass banana means corn, its long and yellow like a banana, but it's a grass!

Mom:"Did you pick up the corn for dinner?"
Son: "What the fuck is corn?"

Mom:"The yellow things hat have a green husk on them!"
Son:"Ohhhh, you mean Grass Banana!"

by Fata$$ August 28, 2017

straight bananas

something crazy, or outrageous

Have you heard the new Clips record? Its straight bananas

by BigBCOD December 2, 2022

yummy banana

When a girl is anally fucking a guy with a strap-on and secretly puts roofie suppositories when he isn't paying attention. When he is unconscious, she takes a knife and slits his penis from balls to head, splits the two halves open like a boat, fills it up with ice cream and whipped cream and starts sucking him off while sitting on his face.

Jessica: he cheated on you, you should totally give him a yummy banana

Eliza: fuck yeah the bitch

by furry_ballsacks March 6, 2017

Banana Hammock

A speedo, undergarments that hold your meat pole in a sling

"Dude, did you see that fat old bastard at the pool wearing a banana hammock?

by Pinp nasty October 12, 2008

sad banana

When your girlfriend gives you a hand job lubricated by her tears.

I gave my girl a ring. She started crying then gave me a Sad Banana.

by Joe Wiggles October 14, 2008

banana split

In a sexual context : it involves inserting a (pealed) banana into a girls rectum prior to engaging in anal sex. Afterwards, a bowl is used to catch the result, a lukewarm mixture of jiz, mushed banana and excrement.

Doing a Banana split is quite popular in latin-american countries. A friend of mine did one in Cuba the other day.

by Demarates May 12, 2006

peeling the banana

they way you push back the forskin

yeah baby peel that banana

by Nick February 19, 2004