cheap product or car which is not good. Paul Calf catchphrase. When your team lose. Anything detrementel.
by papa Steve August 27, 2006

by Trevor Teh Hottie December 15, 2007

the bag a girl packs when she doesn't know where she'll end up for the night. commonly includes a change of clothes, sleepwear (optional), facewash, toothbrush, toothpaste, and a hair tie. meant to make the next day's walk of shame less ugly/embarrassing.
girl, there's nothing like waking up covered in glitter with raccoon eyes and my hair matted to the side of my head to remind me i should've packed a ho bag last night.
by enamy June 29, 2011

by anonymous April 3, 2005

Damn, when Frank was drunk, he slipped on the ice and hit his noggin on the cement. He was in the hurt bag for some time after that.
by Frank Klaune March 29, 2005

The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.
Man/Woman: "Thanks for the spontaneous tit bagging last night, my mouth has never felt so refreshed".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
by OllieTB May 19, 2009

one who thinks they are the shit and above the law when really they are just a narrowminded pain in the ass, dumbass, or any other kind of cockblock.
Don't be a fucking joe-bag!
by God____ November 15, 2010
