What everyone doing Dry January has secretly started by the middle of the month.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
They may not be washing back Buds with Whiskey suds, but don’t be fooled. They’re high as balls.
Ah yes, Leonard and Celine back at their old charade - pushing the wine glasses away as if we didn’t know they’re in full-blown Sky High January mode and smoked three blunts before they came to dinner.
by daltonjfk January 17, 2020
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“ BIG FRED” everything at frederick high is big, I won’t get into the specifics but imagine the possibilities .
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Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
Johnstown High School is littered with staff that peaked in high school themselves and gossip more recklessly than students, blatant favoritism toward sports kids while ignoring high-achievers in their educational and art departments, a scapegoating administration that runs cover for a hypocrite who smiles nice but has at least one major skeleton in his closet (and throws subordinates that make his leadership look even mildly bad under the bus in the name of optics, bursting into tears and wetting his pants at the idea of being sued despite making 6 figures), authoritarians who treat bullies and victims as morally equivalent because Godforbid we seek justice for evil 4000 years after the Code of Hammurabi, baffling hiring decisions, at least 1 male teacher who will slide into yo Instagram DMs the moment you graduate (but only if you’re a girl), at least 2 female teachers that don’t know how to handle stress and will lash out if you look at them the wrong way, a steady rate of teen pregnancy, Department of Education brainwashing that sincerely insists xe/xir are usable gender pronouns, Bernie Madoff levels of financial planning, bathrooms that make you yearn for Taco Bell stalls, 12 year old eighth graders dating 17 year old seniors, and truly shocking interior design that makes your local Chuck E. Cheese look like Notre Dame.
Be sure not to swim in the pool, as you may catch a venereal disease if you get too close to the liner.
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Think of the worst place imaginable, then add drugs, teen pregnancy, nicotine addiction, douchie straight guys, racist and homophobic trump🤮 supporters, and guys who can’t keep their tiny micro dicks in their pants. That’s White Knoll! We have everything you could ever ask for! Like creepy teachers who look like the teacher in iCarly with the root and berry retreat, a hot coach who may be gay (and if so hit me up in a year and a half), and much more! Imagine a place where people still use being gay as an insult. (how closeted gay of you) Don’t even get me start on the selection of guys at this school, they are either really ugly or absolute dicks. There are probably 3 good guys at this school, and NO GAY GUYS!!!!!!! Come out y’all what is hold you back. Your “Straight” buddies are probably gay too. So in conclusion, white knoll is just an amazing place to spend 8 hours a day!
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Think of the worst place imaginable, then add drugs, teen pregnancy, nicotine addiction, douchie straight guys, racist and homophobic trump🤮 supporters, and guys who can’t keep their tiny micro dicks in their pants. That’s White Knoll! We have everything you could ever ask for! Like creepy teachers who look like the teacher in iCarly with the root and berry retreat, a hot coach who may be gay (and if so hit me up in a year and a half), and much more! Imagine a place where people still use being gay as an insult. (how closeted gay of you) Don’t even get me start on the selection of guys at this school, they are either really ugly or absolute dicks. There are probably 3 good guys at this school, and NO GAY GUYS!!!!!!! Come out y’all what is hold you back. Your “Straight” buddies are probably gay too. So in conclusion, white knoll is just an amazing place to spend 8 hours a day!
“What school do you go to?”
“White Knoll High School”
“You mean the school where a brother pushed his sister off the second floor?”
“Yup, That’s the one!”
“White Knoll High School”
“You mean the school where a brother pushed his sister off the second floor?”
“Yup, That’s the one!”
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