bitch shoes

adj. or n. a person, place or thing that is 1)making things harder than they should be 2)ruining a good atmosphere

Jerm was being bitch shoes after he had a case of diarrhea
This long ass stop light is being bitch sheos

by gooby September 28, 2006

seven-year bitch

Woman your husband/boyfriend dates after seven years of being together.

See seven year itch.

"I just happened to be downtown for lunch when I saw my husband with that seven-year bitch."

by AbnormalBoy September 15, 2004

lazy bitch helper

When she lays there like a limp noddle

Man, baby was tired that I got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper

by Cider December 16, 2002

Beast ugly bitch

Married to the ugly bearded fuck head.

"Dude, the ugly bearded fuck head is married to the beast ugly bitch."

by Soiled Undergarment August 19, 2003

Bitch Switch Countdown

When one girl walks in to find TWO girls (not sluts, of course *cough cough*) waiting for one boy to return with body shot materials (aka Lemons) a countdown commences giving said girls and said boy enough time to save their lives before punching bitches in the breasts begins

5...4...3...you do NOT wanna meet me, I'm a HUGE bitch!...2...1 *girls run screaming out of the room scared as SHIT*
Dude, did you see that Bitch Switch Countdown in room 6532 last night?!

by Ashley, Allison, and Carter April 30, 2006

Little bitch cow

Associated with anyone with an obsession with chapstick

Has a wealthy mate that they use for
Money!

And aims too high when it comes to women!

Have you been out with Joe recently he is acting like a total little bitch cow

I wish Emma wasn't such a little bitch cow!

by Lewis button November 14, 2011

fish lick a bitch

The relationship of intercourse stemming from the possibly of getting lucky ending with herpes. Done by pursing lips together like a fish and tonguing as far into a rotten snatch as possible.

im gonna fish lick a bitch tonight chances are im gonna get herpes.

by Cock Block May 17, 2007