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Chris

A sexy fat man, who can shove his massive dick where ever you want it to go, he is able to rearrange your guts if you want him to. He would be a smart rich person who goes to the gym everyday but cannot lose his weight, he earns more money than you have ever dreamed of and would waste any time but spend it on you.

He is the type of person that would go to groupies and reproduce at them, he can come home with any girl he wants to and would have a good time with them and you.
Oh my god he is such a fucking Chris, he is so hot and sexy.
by spicule1 September 18, 2022
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Chris Moment

A moment when someone does something sexual or makes sexual references.
oh damn look at those two kissing. thats such a chris moment.
by Xero Namikaze September 19, 2022
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Chris Jericho

Known as "The Wizard", "Le Champion", "The Painmaker", etc. He is a former All Elite Wrestling World Champion, and has won titles in other companies as well, such as WWE and New-Japan Pro Wrestling. He runs the group known as Jericho Appreciation Society.
"Chris Jericho is a Canadian wrestler in AEW"
by Gardi. September 20, 2022
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Chris be Chrissing

you cant be mad at chris for being chris
“WTH CHRIS J FKN MURDERS A DISABLED KID!!”
It’s fine, Chris be Chrissing
“Oh yeah, you’re correct
by chrispytoes September 25, 2022
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Chris

Chris loves your mom, and she loves him too.
"why does your mom always keep talking about Chris?"
by BanterBoy 82 October 1, 2022
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chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir
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chris demir

a dumbass mf that wears jeans and compression tights to sleepovers so when he sleeps he gets swamp ass that eventually turns into duck butter
look at that polo g lookin mf

that’s chris demir
by ffffjewssfvewx October 2, 2022
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