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Zoe Pastva

The most unloyal slutty girl ever. She can not be in a relationship for more than four days without cheating. Will likely sleep with her boyfriends bestfriend.
Mike: Hey Chad do you know what I could get for a nickel

Chad: You could get a night with Zoe Pastva
by Darth Silis November 23, 2019
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zoe laverne

The worst thing to touch american soil ever, looked upon as an unpleasant mess on someone's shoe by the International Communitiy. The reason we are having hard times making ends meet. the reason social media is in the shitter, resulting in higher toxicity, extreme views and more people losing their accounts because they’ve been influenced in ways. the reason Elon musk took over twitter, The reason we have to have endless alternative accounts. This demon has ruined everything.
Zoe laverne is a prime example of an inbred. Just a bunch of vulgar satanic, evil arrogant trash, with egos bigger than planet Jupiter. Rotten demonic crap.

I find zoe laverne’s decision to get pregnant at a young age repugnant.

As an anti-vaper I find zoe lavernes overt vaping disturbing.
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Zoe

A Zoe is a creative person. She likes to talk a lot and often says HONEY. She comes shy at first, but once you get to know her she is a dream come true. She loves doing arts and crafts, and making TikToks. Don't mess with her unless you want to get beat up. Zoe comes as a weird person, but is actually very popular. She will do anything for the one she loves. She is very sweet and caring with lots of enthusiasm .
Toby: Hey! Zoe do you wanna hang out?

Zoe: Sure i would love to! <333
by djnutella February 10, 2020
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Zoe

They look as if they wouldn't even spare you a glance, but once you get to know them, you get to see that they are really goofy and loud. They tend to give off COD SIMP vibes.
by Si emrie makulit May 17, 2021
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zoe

sturdiest new yorker
zoe is the sturdiest new yorker
by jakajjisisi November 22, 2021
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davey and zoe

A couple who loves each other very much and want to have a exotic sexual relationship.its a black guy with black hair and a white woman with blonde hair. It is a kind of love everyone wants.
I wish I had a davey and zoe
by dsquiggles October 20, 2009
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Zoe Laverne

She's honestly a queen and the most beutiful girl alive. Her fan's (zonuts) should NOT be getting called hoenuts. Its completely wrong. She may have cheated but you must be dumb everyone cheats, remember when we were young and used to cheat on are test? Yeah, sorta different but not ALL the way. Anyways, stop hating on this beutiful queen.
Everyone else: "She's just a cheater and liar. Her fans are hoenuts."
Zoe: "idgaf."
Me: "YES GO OFF QUEEN"
Zoe laverne
by Idgaf anymore September 17, 2020
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