has the Worms

Subjective, obsessive,negative jealous thoughts, visuals, questions, usually centered around your girl or ex-girl's past partners or could-be sexual partners. Often occuring during all hours and causing depression/brink insanity in the male. Once the worms have they're hook set they're damn near impossible to get rid of. Symptoms include ...asking those tmi questions that drive your partners crazy about past partners (size, positions, where they did it)- You NEED to know type. Constantly on the eye for 'Him' or 'Her' around and, when seeing them, visual movie theater sex scene with your partner causing damn near dementia. Once a name has been 'wormed' hearing it or seeing it printed causes a negative, emotional rage that can grow with new facts or 'worm roids'

'Damn, Meg, my bf is driving me insane!' 'He has the worms for my ex's! Everytime I talk dirty to him He keeps pryin' to know if I said the same thing to him when we fucked! Really drags me down.'

"_And it was only Fantasy, The Wall was too high, as you can see, however he tried he could not break free, and the WORMS ate into his Brain_" pink floyd The Wall

by Dr.Boomstik March 2, 2009

Wormy

noun.
1. A small mystical creature of unknown origins sort after for their soft fur and strange stomach lining.

2. Hunted for prey.

Joey was feeling Wormy as the large hirogen chased her to steal her bones for relics.

by w00f October 16, 2004

wormhole

A theoretical sexual maneuver based on the scientific application of the wormhole. One’s fist is inserted into either the anus or vagina of another and is pushed deeper and deeper until the hand comes out of the mouth. The fisting of the urethra is also acceptable. A lot easier on dead people.

John wormholed Sally.

by Chris Jones February 1, 2005

glow wormed

When you are preyed upon by a middle aged man who has an actual glow worm childrens toy in bed, then drops pants in front of you to 'get comfy' and is wearing baby blue tighty whities with skeletons on them, all while you try to take a bong rip.

Oh, man, I just got glow wormed at the after party!! I ran out crying!!!

by running scared April 2, 2009

Gummy worms

when u finally get your fingers into the pussy of the girl you've been chasing. Or the girl you've been chasings friend!

Guy 1 - What the Shit man where were you last night!?!?!
Guy 2 - I was taking gummy worms to Chantelles house last night dude!
Guy 1 - Srsly?!?! Wtf for?!
Guy 2 - Gummy Worms in the Bedroom = Fingers in the pussy! *Self5*

by DizMeisTa February 23, 2009

Tongue Worms

hairs, pubic or other that you find stuck to, or wrapped around your tongue.

I think she must be malting or something. When I finished, my mouth was full of tongue worms.

by andrew March 11, 2004

worms on the brain

gettin yo dick sucked

"yo tryin to get some worms on the brain tonight"

"bitch gave me some worms on the brain last night!"

by scruter October 28, 2007