Woofer Therapy
The process of playing with or petting a dog when you feel bad or depressed, and you feel better almost instantaneously
Woofer Therapy by 77senor77siete77 May 15, 2021
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woofiehoodie is my fatherly figure who resides on tiktok. he feeds me. bathes me. and eats me. he’s so cool. thx dad. yur the bestest.
woofiehoodie by swagiliciouscat July 2, 2021
Woody
A talented Rocket League player with a tilting, demolition-heavy playstyle. Woody will attempt demolitions in scenarios that seem counterintuitive to the current positioning META but often creates opportunities for his teammates to score. Woody has over 90,000 total demolitions in his Rocket League career. He often gets called “absolute dogshit,” “a fucking giga-rat,” “talentless cuck,” and more because for some reason the average rocket league player can’t handle being taken out of the game for three seconds. Woody has probably received more death threats and has been told to kill himself more times than perhaps any other Rocket League player.
Woody: *demos opponent*
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”
Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*
Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Wow!”
Snowflake opponent: “Woody you absolute piece of shit. I hope your mom gets cancer and everyone you love dies in a house fire. I hope your dog gets hit by a bus.”
Woody: *spawn demos snowflake opponent thrice consecutively*
Snowflake opponent: “Go fuck yourself” *Leaves the match*
Woody by white_brownie July 31, 2021