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That toxic ex who you don't wanna be in a relationship with but GOD DAMN HOW SHE FUCKS.
by guifi July 29, 2020
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twitter hippy

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013
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Twitter Mod

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".
Jake spends all his time on twitter like a damn "twitter mod".
by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023
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Twitter Payted

That batch be Twitter payted
by Digging deep March 4, 2023
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Twitter

The armpit of the internet

Stay the fuck away bro trust me
Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary
by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024
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Twitter Twain

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019
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Twitter

it's like SMS in the 90s but now everyone gets to read them
a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022
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