by guifi July 29, 2020

Refers to an individual(s) who displays themselves as a "hippy" via social networking sites, but upon being seen and conversed with in person, have no outstanding qualities that would allow them to be seen as aforementioned "hippy". Twitter biographies often include descriptors declaring that one is indeed "a hippy", "flower child", "peace lover", "acid lover", etc. May even go as far as to tweet and retweet things that encourage this false image, even though they may not fully understand the subject matter of said tweets.
John: "Sarah is a very judgmental, mean girl."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
David: "But her twitter makes her seem so peaceful and cool, she's got a picture of the Buddha on her header!"
John: "Nah, she's just a twitter hippy."
by Skyeandsea November 17, 2013

Spends their entire time on twitter, posting or scrolling and probably has blue hair. Like a discord mod for twitter but isn't an actual technical "moderator".
by MrFuntime (awildrabitt) August 29, 2023

by Digging deep March 4, 2023

Urban Dictionary made me put this here and made me include the word Twitter in it
Fuck you Urban Dictionary
Fuck you Urban Dictionary
by Youraveragestarwarsfan December 8, 2024

Noun. Any barely literate athlete or entertainer who tweets some garbled nonsense and acts like it’s a contribution to American literature.
Jets running-back quoting Shakespeare and going full Twitter Twain while calling out his haters and the media.
by Teflon Johnny September 23, 2019

a) man i don't want to read that twitter
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
b) can't talk right now just send me a twitter later
c) this twitter sucks donkey
by duffysnackboat August 6, 2022
