The waffle-esk impression, outline, or crusty dried residue that is found on leather, vinyl, glass, or plastic surfaces either after a leaky, diseased, snotty, and/or recently soiled vagina is removed.
You wouldn't believe how wet her pussy got, just look at the twat waffle she left on my coffee table.
by Dangerous Lee February 28, 2015
Mary: What is that slimy substance that collects in my nether regions whenever Billiam is near?
Shelia: That's twat snot.
Shelia: That's twat snot.
by ladyboner69 October 04, 2011
1. A female lacking in any redeeming qualities that make them capable of thinking of anyone but themselves.
2. An ABERRANTLY stupid female (meaning all females carry the stupid gene, a bippy twat is unusually and exceedingly stupid)
3. A blonde
2. An ABERRANTLY stupid female (meaning all females carry the stupid gene, a bippy twat is unusually and exceedingly stupid)
3. A blonde
Stop stealing my air for your vapid head you rapacious bippy twat! Wear ear plugs so you don't leak.
by L0S April 12, 2003
a twat hat is a silly hat that has become big around Liverpool since 2005/2006 the twat hat is a silly hat with flaps on the side, its like a south park hat but alot shitter and it makes ya look like a tit!
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!
aka LOWEY
lads who think there hard wear them! but there not there knobheads!
aka LOWEY
omfg lad!!! look at him in that stupid twat hat, lets kick him!
Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop
Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!
Bad boy 1: look at that lad in the lowey smashing up the bus stop
Bad boy 2: thats not a lowey its a twat hat!
by Kae Dubbleyoo September 22, 2008
by black jesus May 02, 2003
by Fat Matt October 24, 2003
by thenydondada December 10, 2013