pear tree

The fine display of a group who issues multiple teabags to a single unsuspecting individual. The pear tree is often performed by employing 3+ teabags.

Mike's been passed out for like 3 hours now, lets pear tree him and take pictures.

by EtherealHero July 13, 2004

Tree Smacker

When you wipe your ass with your forearm and let the shit dry until it hardens like tree bark, then smack someone in the face with it.

Jeffrey got hit with a tree smacker.

by John Que December 1, 2007

Skinny tree

Somebody who feels fat but they are actually skinny.
SKINNNY TREE.
People who run around at modelling yelling YA SKINNY TREE.

Sarah: "Ya Skinny TREE!"
Alana: "No i'm fat!"
*Carletta walks in.*
Other Sarah: "Hey Skinny trees!"
*All walk back and flip jackets up.*
*All lol at each other*

by SASC August 6, 2007

tree hugging hippies

people that are all for nature. 2)people that you just think are wierd in their own way. 2)a word you can just yell ar call at someone when you are angry.

i hate those tree hugging hippies!

by Roy hadad December 14, 2004

tree hugger

Some one who washes plastic bags!

Shelly is such a tree hugger!

by sbutters August 25, 2006

happy tree friends

An animated cartoon, in which adorable little forest animals get violently mauled and killed.

I laughed so hard when i watched happy tree friends that i pissed my pants.

by wee July 19, 2003

tree hugging liberal

This is one of the biggest myths.These bourgeois environmentalist liberals only hug trees for photo-ops as political opportunism , or to ease their own conscience.They don't give a fuck about the environment or about minorities or about anything.Anyone who does like trees will vote Republican since most rural people and farmers are Republican and most hunters and fisherman are Republican.The Democrats want to outlaw hunting and fishing and guns! They say that guns kill people! They say that fish have feelings and even souls.They say it's bad to kill animals but they have no problem aborting babies.The Democrats are usually well off , often millionaires or billionaires or wealthy celebrities and the ones who aren't wealthy celebrities are still usually well off enough to go to college to learn how to DATE RAPE women or how to PROTEST the good things in life as taught to them by their meme-spewing,agitprop-proselytizing , commie-hippie professors!!!!

The tree hugging liberal is the enemy of trees.They are all rich and are into the arts and culture and big city shit like museums and broadway plays.They support gays and gangs and call anyone who thinks differently than them a "redneck" or inbred hick when in reality the Democraps started the KKK and also most of the major wars,and they've had an awful lot of hick-arse,inbred hillybillies elected president.So go drink your Billy Beer and reminisce about when "Bubba" was president.Or when Jimmy Carter was president and couldn't pronounce "nuclear" properly either.Stop being such goddamn hypocrites and just shut the fuck up for once.Look,Bubba was just a semen-stain on the history books so fuck that guy.

by piss the fuck off assholes December 28, 2005