Thomas

An adopted kid that is shit at fortnite and can hit the sickest wip of 2018. And usually has no friends and cries himself to sleep.

Jk.

Thomas calls me a nonce on a daily basis

by Yrhfndnxn jeff November 26, 2018

Thomas

Thomas, an obnoxious turd.

Person: Yo, Thomas.
Thomas: *wink*

by Kyra From School May 17, 2019

Ben Thomas

DERP SLERP HERP DURP

BOOM POWERCRYSTAL!

"My names Ben Thomas; Derp!"

"My names Ben Thomas; I have the powercrystal so fuck you!"

by nakedman12 August 31, 2011

Thomas

The most amazing boyfriend ever. Sweet, cute, short, and my other half(: I love him. Loveeeee, Carli

I love you Thomas.

by Carli Karissa June 18, 2010

your mum on toast

A humourous elaboration on the famous "your mum" joke - see "your mum"

- "what time is it?"
- "your mum!"
- "your mum on toast!"

by Phinycs November 2, 2005

toast

A group of 2 or more males sit in a circle and jerk off on to a piece of toast.The last to ejaculate on the toast hast to eat it.This is called the game of "Toast".

We had a party and played toast last nite, Paul ate the toast.

by skeetskeetskippy November 24, 2007

Thomas

A person who is beautiful, handsome and is an overall sexy man with one secret..........................he has a gigantic penis. This penis has the ability to shatter women's vagina's and to bring down establishments and world order. He possesses the one ring to rule them all and he wears it on his penis. The only way to rid him of this demonic power is to chop his ferocious penis off and throw it into the fires of mordor. He likes plaid and skinny jeans and likes to discuss politics. He is the most brilliant piano player in the world and can play with his penis. Did i mention that he has a huge penis? Overall, Thomas is a great guy and battles everyday with the evil of the One Ring.

-Hey Arowyn, have you ever fucked a Thomas?
-No i haven't, but YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!!!!

by JewHo October 14, 2011