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he didn't actually pay Paul, though

Nope --- devious and undisciplined shyster dat he was, he did indeed rob Peter to obtain funds to pay Paul back, but then he used said stolen funds to just engage in more foolish spending (which of course is why he'd had to borrow money from Paul in da first place!). Shame on him.
One should be very wary of loaning money in any case, even if da requester says he needs da cash just to "pay back Paul" (i.e., to settle a debt he presently owes to someone else)... you should first research da requester's past performance in such matters; you will often discover dat some of his past loans were indeed supposedly earmarked for setting his debts with Paul, but he didn't actually pay Paul, though.
by QuacksO July 24, 2019
mugGet the he didn't actually pay Paul, thoughmug.

He can't be allowed to advocate for himself

You... Aren't going to do it right. I think you know you're not going to do it right. You're likely to do it wrong on purpose.
A retard "He can't be allowed to advocate for himself or he'll achieve an outcome I don't want!"

Hym "Which is why it's absolutely necessary for you not to advocate for anyone. Because your desire for the outcome to be less than what it could be almost guarantees that the outcome will be negative. Entirely arbitrarily negative."
by Hym Iam January 27, 2024
mugGet the He can't be allowed to advocate for himselfmug.

Because he cheated

Hym "We all have to pretend it doesn't matter to protect the fucking fat cocks. We all have to live a fucking lie for them to even fucking exist. Absolutely worthless. If they broke up because he cheated, is his cock fat or is it not? They don't need to exist. It'd be better if they didn't. But instead, I have to be a second class citizen to the fat cocks can exist and the women who are going to disproportionate fuck them don't have to be."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
mugGet the Because he cheatedmug.

could he, should he, woody

Kissing-cousin to the much-overused "missed opportunity" ditty, and refers to where a hot stud palpitatingly wonders if it would be both possible and advisable to ask for intimacy from a particular girl whom he greatly admires/desires, and then gets a major hard-on as a result of said thought process.
Some people think I'm nuts to wear ultra-baggy clothing whenever I go out looking for some nice sweet a**, but I feel like it's worth it and then some, knowing that I won't get the acute embarrassment of being too "obvious" in public if I get an involuntary "could he, should he, woody" reaction at any times during said endeavor. And besides, da ladies don't seem to mind or even particularly notice --- none of them have ever commented about an overly-visible "glad to see you", nor has any gal even asked me why I was wearing such an oversize outfit.
by QuacksO November 17, 2018
mugGet the could he, should he, woodymug.

He smelled like oranges

Its a sad fanfic about hinata shoyo and kageyama tobio from the anime haikyuu on wattpad or ao3

Warning : your gonna cry.
Friend: have you ever read the fanfic " he smelled like oranges "
Me: yes. That made me cry my eyes out
by Mommymilksuga August 8, 2022
mugGet the He smelled like orangesmug.

He

"I have zero interest in you."
"The more Y's you put in "Hey", the more interested you are in the person. Heyyyyyy"

"He"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 15, 2021
mugGet the Hemug.

he milk

1. When a man lactates from his penis. It’s cum.

2. When a man ejaculates from his nipples.
Must be the he milk.
by Hemilkman November 30, 2017
mugGet the he milkmug.

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