Uncle Fester

When a male takes a diarrea in a girls mouth and then the grl gives him a blowjob

oh man do i love the uncle fester

by matt October 23, 2003

uncle ben

the coolest guy ever, always there for you,provdes comfort and nourishment in times of need

uncle ben is at your beckon and call

by babe6-888888 July 2, 2005

Uncle Flow

He visits all girls at "that time of the month"

"Hey Jenny, why are you so pissed off?"
"Oh it's nothing, it's just that my uncle Flow is in town, and he really makes me angry"

"Hey Jenny why are you taking your purse to the bathroom"
"Oh. I gotta text my Uncle Flow, he just had to call in the middle of class"

by Uncle Flow October 19, 2009

Uncle Ben

A traditionally older persons American car that "cooks rice" (ie, is faster than Asian imports).

The new Cadillacs are definitely Uncle Bens!

by Carman Guya January 13, 2007

Uncle herniation

The psychological damage done to a girl who is molested at a young age by a family member. Derived from the term "uncal herniation", a medical condition where part of the brain herniates downward, causing severe disability, coma, or death.

Q: Why is that girl such a frigid crazy bitch?
A: Probably from uncle herniation.

by Dr.Deviance February 4, 2010

uncle skeeb

A very common term used for Cocaine by local downeast mainers. It is a very humerous term.

Dude, fuckin whers all the fuckin uncle skeeb at man, fucking im jonesin pretty fuckin bad dude.

by manning91 April 20, 2010

Vagina Uncle

The current girlfriend of a person you tag-teamed a girl with in the past.

"Joey and I had a three-way with Shelly about two years ago. Now I'm dating Shelly, and Joey's got a really hot girlfriend. I'm proud to have her as a vagina uncle!"

by Frycomedyguy June 1, 2009