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Executive Tongue-punch

When a dog-shit employee goes out of their way to french kiss the shit-box of a high level manager as a means to promote job security. Generally, this is done when said employee should be fulfilling their job responsibilites, but instead choses to spend that time caressing the managerial balloon-knot.

Other forms of "Executive Tongue-punching" include, but are not limited to: inviting the boss and his wife over for dinner, going out drinking with the CEO, and going on vacation with the president of the company.
Brian: "Did we get those reports from Greg yet?"

John: "Nope. Been waiting on them all morning. I guess an executive tongue-punch comes before his job."
by Shenaniganz13 February 8, 2023
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Tongue Stamp

The figurative footprint of someone who ate you out. Can be used to reference that that more than one person had done it.
I’d like to leave a tongue stamp on her.

How many tongue stamps does this girl have?
by Russian Unicorn July 23, 2019
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Texan Tongue Twister

n. A sexual action: during which a male preforms a rimjob on a female’s asshole. First, the woman clenches their ring muscle around the man’s tongue so he can’t get away, then kicks her leg up around his head and rolls over, leading to his tongue’s removal.
“Hey why are you talking like you got stung by a bee?”
“Mly glirl dethided thoo glive mle a Thexthen Thongue Thwithder.”

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by HippyDippy_ August 3, 2021
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The Demon's Tongue

The Demon’s Tongue is the very first independent blog dedicated to the philosophy, psychology, politics, and ontological mathematics of Hyperianism.
Check out The Demon's Tongue at demonstongue.com!
by Merricklorent June 7, 2020
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Frog Tonguing

When kissing your partner you alternate sticking your tongues out into each other's mouths similar to a frog sticking it's tongue out!
Dude! I just had the hottest make out session ever! She totally started frog tonguing me!
by samtheengineer June 5, 2018
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poon tongue

The use of smooth talk to persuade a women to have sex.
I used my poon tongue at the bar last night on a hot blonde.
by Silver Tongue Devil November 21, 2010
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