The theory that wearing a Free Hugs T Shirt can possibly lead to you getting laid. The shirt is an amazing conversation starter and attracts instant respect.
"yo Tim, why you wearing that Free Hugs shirt?"
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
"Bill, you dumb ass, Iv been laid twice this week by wearing this shirt. Its called the Free Hugs Shirt Theory."
by BJ.M April 19, 2009
One theory to explain the occurrence of a hole in the crotch of a mans jeans. Over time the material is eroded by the constant friction of the swinging ball bag.
Person 1: 'Dude, your nuts are hanging out of that hole in your jeans'.....
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
Person 2: 'Yeah sorry man, ball bag friction theory'
by Yippikiai June 09, 2013
The idea that one can be relaxed and free of worry at all times. Matthew McConaughey is the poster child for this constant act of relaxation.
"That Matthew McConaughey seems to bare talking to Jay Leno for a full twenty minutes. Give that man a page in the book of McConaughey Theory of Perpetual Repose examples!"
by Drum Bentley June 28, 2006
The act of screwing a blindfolded woman from behind when a friend sneaks in and jacks off on her face. She has no idea where it came from.
by Shlicky September 15, 2006
A theory that states that the stars/planets that we see in the night sky are in fact, air holes. Yes, air holes that can only be percieved in the night sky. During the day, these holes can't be seen due to massive amounts of fluorescent light; that is flooded over our massive sphere "earth". According to this theory, humanity are part of a massive experiment of some kind.
by paul banks July 24, 2009
Sub-Tropical Chode Theory is the theory that the closer one is to the tropical or equatorial areas of the earth the sweatier his chode will be.
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Shown by this formula: Cs=1/√(Lat.°)
Explained: The proportionate sweatiness of a chode will effectively vary inversely to the square root of it's latitudinal position in the northern hemisphere.
Also called: "Sweating Balls", Greasin' up the bum bridge" And in some ritzy circles also known as "perspiring the dew of grace."
Dude it's hot down here. My chode's been sweating like a fat man at a theme park.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
If I knew more about sub-tropical chode theory I would have stayed in Orlando.
A chode will sweat more in Miami than in northern Florida.
by Dr. Scrote November 30, 2007
One of the best-selling games in the Splinter Cell stealth game franchise, selling 2.5 million copies by the end of March 2005, about 10 days after it's release. In the game, you can do split jumps, hang upside down and snap opponent's necks, open doors and bash them on enemies, throw them from balconies and much more worth checking out. It's $10 on Steam. The graphics were very good for a 2005 game.
Gamer : Hey have you played Splinter Cell : Chaos Theory ?
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
Gamer 2 : Hell yeah, it's a kickass game.
by Juan Marcia Cortez January 04, 2020