BH Goblin

A character from the fictional album named The Chodessy. A goblin who loves BH and would do anything for it. Goes insane when it does not have it.

Also a way to explain that you're a great person, but with a evil twist, also means that you love bh and will do anything for it

Stev: Imma bh goblin

Maria: OK stev we know

Stev: imma bh goblin

by October 02, 2021

toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop

ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin

by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021

grip the goblin

A term for masturbation, but in a much desired sense. As if youve needed it all your life.

Jackson:(man taylor looked so good earlier. When i get home i need to grip the goblin,till i carpet burn!

by Drippyness July 01, 2018

green goblin goober

Willem Dafoe’s large penis

Willem Defoe has a Green Goblin Goober. It’s a big penis.

by Green Goblin Goober March 22, 2023

bullet goblins

An important rule of gun safety is to treat every gun as if it is loaded.
Bullet goblins are mischievous creatures that put ammunition into unloaded guns when you aren't looking. They love to strike at the worst times possible.

A: Here's my gun with absolutely no ammunition inside it. It's perfectly safe!
B: Careful, man! The bullet goblins could have loaded it!
A: There ain't no way, dude! I just checked 5 minutes ago! *shoots himself in the foot* AHHHHH!

by ghostly-underpants August 19, 2023

Flog Goblin

Derived from the terms "Flog" (Aussie slang) and "goblin", in this usage goblin is simply added to depict the person in question as displaying fiend and or crab like characteristics.

Generally the adage of Goblin to the already quite derogatory term "Flog" is reserved for the most disappointing individuals in the social group of the native Australian youths.

**Who smoked the last durry(cigarette) Damo(Damien)?
*I'm pretty sure it was Kevo(Kevin), he's such a Flog Goblin

by FlogimusMaximus December 07, 2023

Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)

Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin

by Dark_Shark925 January 31, 2024