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tea cher

Teacher, my as s
Stalked, copied, pasted, and fake as s you are

Can't never go up to my level
Looking down, seeing you are with struggles

Writing these lines
Ideas are freely flowing out of my mind
You wrote a book
But it was as hard as squeezing out a po op

What took me less than 5 minutes to write
Took you almost half of your life to complete and sign

Go ahead and have a tantrum
'Cause I am not one of your reta rded fandom

Drinking tea while letting my poems sail
Your ginger ale is just so f stale
Tea cher, my as s.

L is for Love
O is for Open-minded
S is for Sassy
E is for Enlightenment
R is for Righteousness

Wait, don't be so happy just yet
'Cause I'm not complementing you, you bet

When things don't seem to describe (you), you'd better go or look to the Left side.
While watching me fly

with my rightwings spreading wide
Like a Phoenix roaring in the sky.
by Infinity® August 31, 2023
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tea burgler

The act of "tea bagging" another players killed opponent
Player1: hey look i killed 'HALOFAG56' im so kool

Player2: hey look i tea bagged 'HALOFAG56' im so kool

Player3: hey dont be a tea burgler! thats not kool!

Player2: *sighs* :(
by RANGERZ001 March 8, 2009
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Tea-bag

To hold your penis out of the way, then slap your balls against someone repeatedly
"I tea-bagged that dirty wench I pulled last night, hehe"
by The real Jeffers August 6, 2006
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tea bag

1. to let someone dip their cock into your mouth like a tea bag in water
2. to put your cock onto someones face while theyre sleeping
1. after a vigourous deep throated blow job, i made her tea bag me
2. shut up im trying to tea bag your sleeping mom
by jebus kytes July 24, 2008
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tea bagging

the subtle art of slamming someone in the face with your sweaty sack so that it makes splashing noises
grant . . . your missus has balls the size of watermelons . . . they must leave bruises round the eyes for sure
by paul August 3, 2004
mugGet the tea baggingmug.

tea cup

When someone grabs a fart then releases into someone's face, their hand is usually in the form of a teacup.
He just took a sip of my tea cup.
by Austen the Puerto rican April 21, 2006
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tea bitch

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