A sexy ass motherfucker that has yummy furry legs that make you wanna cum in your pants so hard that you can't hide it, he will also make you have a erection so hard that your cock never be small again.
Son: "Hey mom, who's Wasian Gorilla?"
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."
Milf: holy shit, Wasian gorilla is the hottest looking son of a bitch in the world."
by Americancitizen December 21, 2020

by 877777777777777777777777777776 April 16, 2022

a being (usually a female human, but can be substituted for a male human or other creature for extra irony) who depends on nobody but themselves. They are capable of countless heroic duties and are the main character of their own girl power movie. Typically, they will go to lengths to avoid accepting help, even when most efficient. Their intent on being an independent being with the strength of a gorilla to face hardship and fierceness of a monster is their defining characteristic
by Bufanaqueshria August 19, 2024

When you're chafing so bad you have to walk with legs spread apart so your thighs dont rub . Much like a gorilla stands . Also happens when you shit your pants and dont want to squeeze your ass cheeks in more shit .
"Look at that guy ! He either shit his pants or is chafing hard af ,look at him do the gorilla two step ! "
by chitownbeaner November 12, 2019

A Gorilla Tag fan is a person with no father figure. Why? Because they spend 90% of their time on a dumb VR monkey game called "Gorilla Tag" .
These players are also known as
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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
These players are also known as
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- Clowns
- Bozos
- Children
- Idiots
- Nerds
by aughh dookie May 16, 2022

Joe Gorilla's will have poor eye sight
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee
Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes
Would get solo'd by michael goatilee
Smokes vapes and will then make the move onto cigars, so lungs are kind of fucked
Wont take dark humour well, but will still make those kind of jokes
by MortonHearsAMoo February 17, 2023
