donkey ryan is very smart man, not so in life but hes still one of the greats. Appreciate him like how you appreciate that weed. truly a great one. Also, he like claire :)
donkey ryan is a nerd
by arsdadasd January 05, 2023
by shrekndanke September 03, 2023
Donkey Truck, Donkey Truck-ed, Donkey Truck-ing,
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
When inserted into a eloquently into a conversation at a party it can be used to inconspicuously let your partner know that you would like to leave the party. Similar to the ear lobe tug, which is neither eloquent or inconspicuous.
A common fool.
A form of gaslighting in which someone uses the accomplishment of a task for the sole purpose of getting what they want in return, then denying any agenda ever existed.
(inflection and context is very important) Donkey truck is commonly used as a safe word for people that may like their sexual activities a little more dangerous than the average folk. Establishing a safe word such as donkey truck, will prevent any unwanted mis-happenings. However, donkey truck has also been defined as a primal sexual position that may not be for the average first or second timer. It also does not want to be confused at all with its distant cousin, the donkey punch, as the end result will be drastically different. Additionally donkey punch also describes the more aggressive wet willy due to its use of two fingers instead of one. So as you can see, in certain situations, one would want to be very careful when using the word in the bedroom as a slight misunderstanding could cause drastic changes in outcomes. It is important that open and honest communication is established prior to any such activities. Donkey trucking is only intended to improve, not harm, relationships.
I was really hoping for a good donkey trucking the other night and all that guy did was stick two fingers in my ear. What a donkey truck.
by Kimba82 May 12, 2023
by Peyton mark taylor December 27, 2017
Extremely hot and putrid smelling farts. The kind that can fill a room and feel like you’ve stepped into a steaming fog that surrounds your body and fills your lungs. The kind of fart that stanks so bad that you think it might get stuck on your clothes or skin.
“Oh man, I’ve been dropping donkey-bombs all day. Must be all those eggs and that kombucha I had this morning.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
“I couldn’t wait to get off that bus, I thought I was going to barf. Someone dropped a hot donkey-bomb and my eyes started watering.”
by Bird Diapers April 01, 2022
When I was in the bar lastnight, I was getting another drink some random guy slapped my ass and donkey-clawed me
by Llysius August 11, 2017
A Democrat who says they stand with Ukraine, the president and the war against Putin, yet insists on staying safe at home, urging others to do the actual fighting and dying. A variant from Operation Yellow Elephant, a program devised by Jesus' General, to encourage attendees at The Young Republican National Convention to enlist in the military back in the 2000's. See OperationYellowElephant.com
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.
The Yellow Donkey feels smug about anyone not wanting Ukraine's people to be slaughtered in a senseless war, and views peace activists as "Putin Puppets", "Trump Supporters", or "Racist". The Yellow Donkey supports their President as the president sabotages peace talks over and over again. The "Yellow Donkey" believes its perfectly moral to cheerlead a war against Russia, as long as anybody else but them has to die in that war.
"Why should I have to fight in Ukraine? Putin is the one who invaded". And with that, the Yellow Donkey sipped his ten dollar latte, mean tweeted slurs against peace activists while virtue signaling to the world with his "I stand with Ukraine" shirt with matching Blue and Yellow slacks, that he is a tough guy standing for justice.
by Maddow's General February 28, 2023