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Windows News

A piece of fucking shit button that is stuck in my Taskbar and opens every single time I hover my mouse over it for 0.000001 seconds. It opens a popup that covers like about 40% of your screen, but only the area's that you are currently looking at. It shows some irrelevant news articles, and the weather and whatnot. It's icon is usually the weather of 2 hours ago or a dumb little pamphlet.
Bob: what is that virus on your screen?

Carl: That is Windows News.

Bob: is it dangerous?

Carl: Oh you don't even know!
by IRealyHateWindowsNews December 20, 2021
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New Cumberland

A bunch of fake gang members that think there hood bunch off white boy pot heads drug addicts Bugs in there schools
He said he was a gang member but he lives in New Cumberland
by uqvx September 21, 2021
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New Addington

New addington is the hotspot for knife crime and gangs. But they got decent food so it’s good. There’s a wiff of tory, because of their costa. There’s also very good schools like Meridian High School!
“Hey, wanna go to Selsdon?”
“What about New Addington?”
Are you dumb? It’s a shit tip
“But there’s kfc”
by zhongli’shorsecock420 November 21, 2021
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New Braska

A phrase originally created by Adrianna when trying to say ‘Nebraska’... legend has it, that if you close your eyes and say ‘New Braska’ three times while spinning around, you can summon the spirit of Adrianna and she will insult your height, despite being only 5’2
Adrianna: ‘New Braska’
Eragon: ‘New what??’
Adrianna: ‘ahhhhh, I meant Nebraska
by Penn nayme November 16, 2020
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News Particle

A 'News Article' but only smaller!

Plural: 'News Particles'
A smaller yet News Particle: 'News Particlette'

Coined on ActFur on Air podcast Episode 9, Season 4
Lead Editor: "Well Larry, you article is okay, but just quite big enough to a front page feature.. We're gonna have to shift it in with the 'particles on page 7"

Larry: "The Particles, sir?"

Lead Editor: "Yup! News Particles from 7 onward, sorry Lars!"
by Carni-Fuu November 5, 2012
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Boomer News

Pejorative term used to describe mainstream news outlets like CNN, Fox, Washington Post... heck, basically all of them, that choose to spin and propagandize and make people outraged rather than actually report objective news. These outlets are all slowly withering because statistically the vast majority of viewers are Baby Boomers or older, and younger generations are increasingly turning to the internet, especially YouTube, for more substantive content free of corporate interference.
"Dad, I don't mind eating dinner with you tonight but turn off your Boomer News, that shit rots your brain."
by Phantasy Starved June 11, 2021
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New Zealand

AHHH I wish I was born in New Zealand
by imgay13469 July 25, 2021
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