coffee table

the most despicable and racist word in the universe

that chile abuser is a coffee table

by lol893 July 8, 2024

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National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00

Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again

by Appledotm June 8, 2022

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Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends

I wish I sat at table 11
Me too

by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018

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cUN+$TABLE

Unstable police rental prices.

Bro, every cUN+$TABLE costs more than the last one!

by Abbott December 18, 2022

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Cookies Under The Table

When you’re fingering someone while they’re in their hands and knees

Hey, get on the bed so we can get some cookies under the table

by ToastedSweeney September 20, 2022

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Table Height

A complex way of using a win condition in the most idiotic way. Table Height is a win condition of it's self as well being an unfinished sentence for your English 2 class.

Person 1: I swear to God if you speak more nonsense.
Person 2: Table Height

by Pal Sallie March 25, 2023

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