Simps

Horny retards that I'm obsessed with making fun of

Simps are fucking retards

by I eat poop 69 January 20, 2022

Symp

Short for sympathy. In this instance we talk about having sympathy for drug users, thieves, and vagrants.

That guy thought we were all crazy for being mad at those people for leaving needles in the park. He was a symp.

Don't be a symp thinking it's ok for RVs to be parked all over town. Full of homeless.

by Captain_obvious10 December 12, 2019

Sympathetic Apolitical

a person who is apolitical or someone who doesn't care about politics, the country's future, etc. but he/she does care about someone's future.

guy 1: wow, this coutry is doomed, they literally voted without thinking or checking their backgrounds.
guy 2: they're stupid man
guy 1: fck this country and the politics, i don't care about their future, ofc, except for my GF's future and my family
guy 2: wow, you're a Sympathetic Apolitical

by The Casa May 29, 2022

simpson middle school

The best school there is in Cobb county that has the best looking kids with the best grades and if u don't play jr trojan football or lacrosse ur not cool and has the best education with the best kids the most fun kids and the most lit school ever

Simpson middle school is the best school in Cobb county

by A.12 February 28, 2017

Symphony of Eww

the noises a group of three REALLY gross guys make when doing it with a hott girl.

Devin: (Really deep voice) margit!!! margit!!!
Kit: (shrilly) mawgit! mawgit! mawgit!
Elliott: (Also deep) uh margit *giggle* uh margit *giggle* uh margit *giggle*

by Jesus saves? or does he? March 15, 2005

sampsonize

the over-analization of a question or post. Usually occurs on message boards.

You totally sampsonized my post.

by ElMysterioso October 1, 2007

Symphonamasization

spread the legs insert a finger

i symphonamasized her
to engage in the act of symphonamasization

by hunter,,|,, March 19, 2008