suck a bagel

A predominantly Southern Minnesotan term, used around the twin cities suburban area. Meaning the same as "Suck my dick" or other similar phrases.

Andy: I definitely cheated off of your test answers man
Noah: Go suck a bagel, Andy

by klausjoneshasappeared April 27, 2019

Stink sucking

When you are on bottom of sixty nine, while your girl is sucking you off, you wrap your legs around her neck forcing her to gag on your beef while you fart and make her choke on your meat and your stink.

I had that nasty bitch from the Sorority stink sucking last night after the party

by Azorelady June 19, 2019

sack of suck

A bunch of bullsnacks. Some collection of events or items which serve no true purpose or possess evil intent. Also a good substitute for "whatchamacallit".

This whole situation is a sack of suck. I didn't want to hang out anyway.

or
"Hey, gimme that sack of suck. That thing right next to you..."

by Bowlfinger '72 October 9, 2019

Rainbow sucking

When the girl has skittles in her mouth while giving a blow job. And the guy screams taste the rainbow when he busts a fat nut.

Becky is the best at Rainbow sucking,I busted the biggest rainbow yesterday

by BigDaddyDonger August 12, 2019

Suck Eyes

The look someone gives you when they want to suck your dick

Yo buddy over there just gave me the suck eyes, he must be gay.

by doubledds420 June 2, 2018

sucking the mop

Disappointed, let down, feeling cheated. Literally, left with a bad taste in the mouth.

I was looking forward to the party but I was left sucking the mop.

by Telmea Story June 3, 2018

Suck out

Telling someone that what they are talking about is absurd.
Can be used sarcastically or in a argumetitive situation.

Person1: You have no friends!
Person2: Suck out!

by BSITPMAIWHWGOWM June 9, 2018