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Spagettisize

Verb: to cut short, or shorten

Spagettisize is a verb generally used to say something is being shortened, or cut short. It's undetermined where it originated, but it's believe to have appeared somewhere in Italy in 2003. Spagettisize has also grown to mean 'to interrupt'. Additionally, spagettisize has been translated into many other forms such as:
Spagettist: A person who often interrupts people. (Andy is such a Spaggettist.)
Spaggettisizedly: An Adverb that means briefly. (Andy ran spaggettisizedly.)

There have also been reports of an informal second person form of the verb:
Spagettest: Thou Spagettest our meeting.
He cut me off:
He spagettisized me.

He needs to shorten his essay:
He needs to spagettisize his essay
by Third and Thomas March 11, 2008
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Spagettihoes

A group of women dressed revealingly in a club/public area.
There are 5 girls standing on a street corner wearing practically nothing:

Rob: "You lot are a bunch of sketty hoes"
Jez: "Hey, Rob be respectful - dont you mean spagettihoes!?"
by 2tired2care November 10, 2009
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spangletti

A really stanky ass girl who smells like a 80 year old cunt.
Mike: Did you hook up wit dat spangletti last night?!
Daryl: NAW! Shits nasty.
by Karl G. January 7, 2009
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spasgettiz

A REALLY AWESOME COOL NICE AND FUNNY GUY WHO LIKES DTEAM WORLD/JOVIAL AND SOMETHING WITH THE NAME SCOTT IN IT I FORGOT THE NAME BUT JE LIKES THE SCOTT GAY BOOK THING ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช
yo holy shit is that fucking spasgettiz?

thays fucking spasgettiz holy shit omg woah oh my god whay oh my god omg so cool omg OMGOMG ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†
by basilhugger September 4, 2021
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Stressi Spaghessi

When you know things will probably be ok, but you're stressed nonetheless
For example, when you're prepared for an exam but still nervous as heck
If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘

If youโ€™re stressi and spaghessi

and your life is kinda messi

If youโ€™re stressi spaghessi

clap your hands ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ‘
by Brighetti163 June 10, 2020
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spaghettios

to blow smoke rings out of a vagina during menstruation, using Kegel's exercises.
Becky blew spaghettios out of her bloody vagina to impress her potential boss, aka pimp.
by spuncealoo July 12, 2010
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spaghetto

Jewl Brand Spaghetti sold in aurora
"Jingle"
If Your walkin through the ghetto,(Aurora)
And Your Cravin Somthin yellow
Just Melt some Cheese,
Pass the noodles Please
It's "Spaghetto!"

If You're livin' in a box,
and you're cravin' somthin hot
It's not to pricy,
less than ricy
It's "Spaghetto!"

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Ghetto Flakes, and the disposable Fish
by Pimpn' Ben July 22, 2003
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