Mississippi Mud Slide

an act which enlists a group of posh, pretentious twats, who, usually, know each other from the villages' local cricket teams. Said twats get naked, and all do a shit on a long peice of heavy duty plastic which is laid out down the length of one's garden. They then proceed to take turns in running up to and sliding down the plastic, which by now is covered in shit.

posh twat 1: "oh Mortimer, do join us for a Mississippi Mud Slide on Saturday after cricket."

posh twat 2 (who we now know as 'Mortimer'):"That'd be just splendid if I didn't have an infected bock boil. I'll come along for the chinwag though"

by el kizzle May 2, 2009

Tallahassee Water-Slide

First, you will need to find two lesbians that are willing to be filmed while in the act. Next, tell the girls that it is ok for them to get started without you while you "get your camera set up." Leave the room, get naked and come back with the camera. While one girl is eating the other out, shit on the girl's chest who is receiving. Quickly turn around and piss on the same girl's chest. Your river of urine will carry your shit directly into the mouth of the unsuspecting rug muncher.

I'm goin to the gay bar, gotta get some dikes to set up a Tallahassee Water-Slide.

by aoighlkd April 3, 2009

slicer

someone who is devious, manipulative, or dishonest; a person who is sly or shrewd but with a more negative connotation; who "slices" behind someone's back for personal gain

"He told me he'd be here with my money an hour ago but now isn't answering his phone. What a slicer."

"That slicer shorted me on that eighth; he only gave me 3.2 grams."

"You pretended to be that guy's friend just to borrow his car? Man, you're a slicer."

by xaipe July 7, 2008

Sike

It means 'only joking'.

Person 1: You're gey!
Person 2: :o :(
Person 1: SIKE
Person 2: What the hell does that mean??
Person 1: It means only joking.
Person 2: Yeah, I'm sure. I'm searching it on the Urban Dictionary.
Person 1: Omfg!!

by brewed-since-1992 May 6, 2006

Skike

One of Jewish descent that acts in a slut-like manner. SLUT + KIKE = SKIKE

Girl 1: "OMG, she's such a slut!"

Girl 2: "Ya, and she's Jewish too"

Girl 1: "OMG, she's a SKIKE?!?!?!?!?!?"

by bry32789 February 25, 2008

Sike Naw

1)no
as if
no way

2)can be used in a just kidding sort of way

1)
Girl: "My hair is gorgeous!"
Girl's Sister: "Sike Naw! It's hideous!"

2)
Boy: "I'm giving my Wii away for free!"
Boy's Friend: "For real?"
Boy: "Sike Naw! Your not getting that Wii!"

by sylvia star April 7, 2009

crocodile slide

the art of sitting on the toilet backwards after a big night out so your grog bog slides down the side so nobody can hear it

'i had to do a crocodile slide this morning'

by tara February 22, 2004