Saying: "***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did." Is a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did, then put a disclaimer confirming that the outrageous thing I said I did was a joke, even if it was obvious it was a joke without the disclaimer
Person 1: I fucked my mom ***DISCLAIMER***: i did not actually bad thing This was a form of comedic expression where I say something outrageous that I actually didn't do, but say I did.
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
Person 2: PFFT- WHY THE DISCLAIMER? 💀💀
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Get the rindala sayes mug.A start of a giant paragraph about someone who has over 300 confirmed sniper kills, is a secret service soldier, contacting his spies and CIA, talking about how he is a top soldier on the Marines, and has a catchphrase, saying “the storm” showing that he will bring all hell on you. You better watch out, he’s gonna kill you.
Person: dude you suck at fortnite kys
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
You: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over 700, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
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Get the there is so many i could say, he´s everthing under the sun mug.The greatest line ever written in songwriting history. Basically means your babygirl wanna ghost you coz you can't even be the speck of dirt on Mark Lee's shoes
Mark: "My baby says she wanna dance with a ghost, she wants to leave me uh😩"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"
Jisung(to Haechan): "what's he saying?"
Haechan: "oh, he's saying that his girl's ghosting him"
Jisung: "OKAAAAAAAYYY 😯👌"
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Get the adabi ada i a i dont give a fuck what yhu say!!! mug.1) Often mistaken for the game "simon says".
2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all
3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.
2) Simon Sayes... Simon Sayes hi and girls slowly melt. He is someone who is stunning, gorgeous and one of the most caring people you could have in their life. A Godsend, an Angel. And he deserves to be appreciated and loved accordingly. He'll be there to catch your back when you've fallen so treasure him. And even if he doesn't believe it, he is beyond amazing and the best howdie partner anyone or any girl could ever ask for. Intelligent, charming and charismatic, he will steal your heart as soon as you look into his eyes. And truly, he's so amazing... desired by many... loved by all
3) as a verb to be a Simon Sayes is synonymous to acting in a manner so great, fantastic, fabulous, awesome and funny in epic proportions. It's almost impossible to find people who can pull of a Simon Sayes, apart from Simon Sayes him self. He's special, unique, one-of-a-kind and entirely lovable.
1) simon says smile
2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.
everyone loves simon
3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name
2) i wish i was as nice and kind as Simon Sayes.
everyone loves simon
3) ... sorry only a Simon Sayes can verb his name
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