Salad Shaker

When your SHAKE SALAD to either mix in DRESSINGS OR OTHER STUFF, not what every you trollers are saying 💀💀💀

You: Can you grab me the salad shaker?

Friend: uhhh-

You: OH MY FICKNG GOD YOU SAW THAT SHIT TOO??

Friend : YEAH SO WHAT MILLE A WHORE
You Gasp then kick your friend out

Friend : WHAT I FOR GOT MY-

And you slap the door on their face

by 00F_Supp May 27, 2018

Salad Assassin

sal·ad as·sas·sin sal-uhd uh-sas-in
-noun
1. one who is extremely proficient in tossing salad, esp. with men.

Eric was called the Salad Assassin after an intense and longing gaze into the eyes of his waiter at the Greek restaurant.

by Knox, R T December 14, 2008

Salad

a term used to describe the ultimate alpha male pussy magnet

person1:i wish i got more hoes like you salad
salad:ah,nigga,don't hate me cause i'm beautiful,nigga. maybe if you got rid of that old 'yee yee ass haircut,' you'd get some bitches on yo dick. oh,better yet,maybe tanisha'll call your dog ass if she stops fuckin' with that brain surgeon or lawyer she fucking with. nigga.

by emens oror July 28, 2019

opa salad

the act of performing annilingus on a partner to orgasm to the point of their deficating in a person's mouth. Stated another way tossing salad until you get swallow a hershey squirt.

He had to gargle with bleach after tossing an opa salad to get the taste out of his mouth

by Homie D Clowne May 21, 2006

seizure salad

The effects of getting really stoned and tripping out hard. Usually followed by making lots of food and watching ridiculous television.

Brad and I got so seizure salad last night and watched Intervention.

by jakester17 March 2, 2008

greek salad

a hairy butthole

Look at the hair on that girls arms, I bet she has a greek salad.

by jdcopmgt June 13, 2010

Salad Bar

When 4 or more homeless women are in a Toyota Prius having intercourse.

I was driving to work today and i saw a "Salad Bar".

by TheTotalTruth1312 April 13, 2012