Satellite nipples

HUGE nipples

She had those huge satellite nipples

by 4710Nick June 6, 2018

Satellite's down

Someone asks you a question hoping you have the answer, when clearly the answer would require access to technology.

Question: What is the distance to the moon.

Answer: Wait, let me think--sorry, Satellite's down.

by unkillbilly June 14, 2018

skate skank

a skate skank is a someone who only goes after skaters. like a puck slut is for hockey players, a skate skank is for skaters

didn’t you hear? she’s a total skate skank, you’re definitely not her type.

by turndown4chay July 23, 2018

satey

Satey- a bad ass little honey who can fight like no other, but also has the heart and conpassion of a true friend. Don’t fuck with a satey or your gonna get hit. She’s sweet and beautiful in many ways but don’t mess with her core or it’ll be the end for you.

Damn you’re such a satey.

I was being satey and had to cut a bitch.

by Blessedbethefruity October 14, 2018

skateboarding

2 couples have sex

a foursome with 2 couples

two couples had sex with each other...

They were skateboarding that night

by SoapySardines aka Dorian August 19, 2018

skate wilson

Skate Wilson is a great man who skated this earth and now he has the chance to skate as hard as he skates yo mom

Friend: you know skate Wilson

Other Friend: no why

Friend: he’s a great kid lol xd

by Hahaha loooll xxxxdddeezz nuts August 31, 2018

Salted walnut

A sexual act wherein one person farts gently into their partner’s mouth. This is not officially scat-play, unless smooth jazz plays in the background.

“We wanted to do something special last night, so I gave him a salted walnut.”

by mjmoo December 1, 2018