shit and piss factory

Usually a reference to a person or animal that is totally worthless. The phrase exhibits all the thing does is shit and piss.

Tommy lost another fucking job last week. That guy is a shit and piss factory.

by Jacklemen Hearse October 20, 2008

Shit Towels

A bag of soiled and used towels stored at the front entrance of buildings.

Yo man, why you have to elbow drop me on the shit towels, now i gotta clean my ass up!

by The Lift March 8, 2009

shit your pants and dive in and swim

a phrase often used when a person is left without options for a given situation... basically when someone is totally fucked and there is nothing they can do about it

Joe told me the cop pulled him over for running a stop sign and found a quarter pound of weed and an open bottle of gin in the car... He asked me what to do and I told him to just "shit your pants and dive in and swim".

by druman930 July 12, 2011

Shit Banana

That long, massive, curved, "banana" shaped dump you take when you eat something unsettling.

Look at that giant shit banana Paris Hilton left in the bath room stall! She must've eaten some mexican food.

by UrbanLady64 July 1, 2011

Shit Risk

The likelihood that the receiving partner in anal sex will defecate onto the penetrating partner.

"I don't know dude, she had Taco Bell, the shit risk is pretty high."

by Misanthropic Bong December 9, 2015

Shit in your Cheerios

To completely ruin someones day

"That guy is a dick, he lives to Shit in your Cheerios."

by Madanarx August 11, 2006

shit hit the fan

Expression - A derivative of the original: "The excrement made physical contact with a hydro-electric powered oscillating air current distribution device". Used primarily to describe a set of circumstances where events became inflamed to a point that control was lost.

Her insults rolled of me like water but the shit hit the fan after she claimed to possess information leading to proof that my Mother wore Army boots.

by regedt32 April 6, 2004