rusty trombone

giving a girl anal and her anus starts bleeding while you're queefing

i had to wash myself after giving her a rusty trombone

by pft jordan August 10, 2006

Aww Little Rusty

A term used towards Rusthovens or redheaded people to express sympathy or to indicate that this is "someone's day"

Also an expression used in sadness when something bad has happened to a Rusthoven (typically something involving Chris Andersen, a Rusthoven's natural enemy)

Rusty: Chris Andersen just pooped on my head, he's a faggot
Max: Aww Little Rusty

Steve Kerr: And Raymond Felton is at the top of the key, and he dishes the ball to Chris Andersen.

Reggie Miller: And the Birdman with a savage dunk. He is doing his bird dance, oh and whats this, he is now pooping on a fans head.

Steve Kerr: Aww Little Rusty

by Rumblefighterbro November 21, 2011

Rusty Venture

A Rusty Venture is the name for when you jerk off so much your dick gets all red and sore.

This is not over until one of us gets a Rusty Venture!

by somethingawful dot com November 24, 2010

Rusty Butt

When a person does not wipe there ass well after taking a shit. This either results in a rash or you will end itching you ass crack for hours.

friend: Why you wigglin on the couch?
you: Man Ive got some crazy rusty butt.

by Bro000 March 6, 2009

Rusty Bazooka

When a girl is on her period, first fucking her in the ass, then pulling out and fucking her bloody vagina and so when you pull out again your cock looks like a rusty bazooka

Oh dude, she was on the rag the otherday and I gave her a rusty bazooka.

by rusty bazooka July 1, 2008

rusty fish hook

The act of putting a finger up an ass hole while hitting it from behind then sticking it in there mouth.

I was hitting a girl from behind and gave her a rusty fish hook

by Larry Luciano January 21, 2006

Rusty Spoon

While spooning, the one in the front shits on the one in the back (unknowingly). When they wake up, the poo becomes crusted, enabling rusty spoonage.

"Aww man you just rusty spooned me!!!"

"Damn bro im sorry, i had no idea!"

by Bagmankyle October 8, 2012