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Robert

A guy who irritates people and swears too much. He says he is straight but we all know that is a lie . Weeb
by AGayFag June 3, 2019
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Robert;

He's the guy you thought you loved all your life. The kind of guy who promises you the world and then pulls it from under your feet. He charms everyone so they don't see who he really is, and always makes the ladies seem like the crazy ones. He has huge bug eyes that SOMEHOW, he gets the ladies to look past.. but that's not all they look past.. also his itty bitty teeny weenie dinkie winkie.

Don't let that Robert fool you ladies. RUN!!
This one time I was sleeping with Robert and fell asleep mid bang.
by Dopetasticbkicks June 10, 2019
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Robert

A small gay kid that his dad left him for kids and is lonely and dateing his cousin and is the only girl he can get cause he is a female repellent and a molester
Robert: A lonely bastard
by Drakes December 2, 2019
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Robert Wu

An asian mudafucking midget which has a big brain inside a tiny head, but they are mentally insane.
by SomeRandomDude34iopi4 December 9, 2019
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Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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robert

a b i t c h that is egotistical
robert is a dik
by NoLan SiTh December 12, 2019
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Robert

A sexy man who will steal your girl and tap that ass harder than he did your mom
Man did you see how your girl got roberted
by Sting rea December 23, 2019
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