robert

A flaming faggot who is also a liar and only cares about themselves

you're being such a robert right now!

by bennyboolovesyou September 5, 2016

Robert

Originally a french name. This means a boy that is completely head over heels for this girl who is two years younger then him named Julie. He is adorable and sweet and amazing. Also him and his girlfriend Julie will get married and last forever. <33333333 (:

Hi, I'm Robert. I'm completely in love with my girlfriend Julie.

"That guy Robert is so cute!"

by Jooley_14 February 8, 2013

robert pattinson

a gorgeous, talented, charming British actor who won the hearts of so many as Edward Cullen in Twilight. unlike other Hollywood youngsters, this guy does not care about the attention from the media, in fact, he would rather go unnoticed in the hippest places.

Damn! i wanna fuck that Robert Pattinson. He's just so damn sexy and dirty.

by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009

Robert Nesta Marley

The greatest reggae singer the world has ever known. And the biggest druggie. God bless him.

R.I.P 1945-1981

Dude, Robert Nesta Marley is the shit

by Wild Horsehumper December 15, 2008

An Oral Roberts

A female being held upside down, holding a deep throat position, while the male commences ejaculation.

Damn, i think my girl passed out when she gave me an Oral Roberts

by James Powell January 6, 2006

Robert

A guy with a super small dick and isn't circumcised doesn't get no girls and gets fuck all day

That gay guy is a Robert

by A girl who is a major faget July 29, 2016

Robert de Niro

A once critically-acclaimed actor who has severely tainted his reputation by attempting to do comedies. On a positive note, he isn't quite as bad as national embarrassment Robin Williams yet.

Fearless Leader (Robert de Niro): Have you liquidated Moose and Squirrel? Did you use the CDI? Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me? Then who else are you talking to? Are you talking to me? Well, I am the only one here, so you must be talking to me. And you are lying! Now catch Moose and Squirrel. And next time use the CDI on them.

The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle (2000).

by triggaz April 21, 2008