Sperm Burping Road Whore

a prostitute, a cheap one at that.

She is a sperm burping road whore that will fuck anyone for cash.

by dogglue January 31, 2010

road rules

A show on MTV that has gained popularity. People travel from one place to another completing missions and earning pieces of a crest, tattoo, etc., and when they do they earn a prize.

Dude, did you see the new episode of road rules last night?

by HeyHeyHey July 27, 2003

Roadie

A ride-or-die friend

That's my fuckin roadie, I'm never gonna play them!

by FlyFemale May 30, 2016

rolling road-block

When a person deceids to stay in the fast lane on the highway and gets passed constantly by other drivers.

Jonathan get the fuck over in the slow lane, you are being a rolling road-block..

by wife101903 November 25, 2011

Rocky Road

The act of receiving oral sex while driving on a bumpy road, usually when off-roading

"I heard Alex got some rocky road the other day from one of his chicks while driving his all terrain 4WD"

by ACousCous September 3, 2017

Rainbow Road

The afterlife. Once a person dies, they are sent to race on the Rainbow Road with Peach, Mario and the Toad.

It's called a road, it's called a Rainbow Road. It is a road that you go. It's a road that you go, when you die.

by poudink November 25, 2020

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)

I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now

Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
(x2)

Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
Hat down, cross town, livin' like a rockstar
Spent a lot of money on my brand new guitar
Baby's got a habit: diamond rings and Fendi sports bras
Ridin' down Rodeo in my Maserati sports car
Got no stress, I've been through all that
I'm like a Marlboro Man so I kick on back
Wish I could roll on back to that old town road
I wanna ride 'til I can't no more

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

Have you heard Old Town Road?

by The best definition inventor January 6, 2020