by JaxonGaU March 1, 2024
Get the Rileymug. jaxon riley plays baseball and hits about 14 dingers a game at about 469.5 ft. he can batflip like hes jesus. loves to lick jon ladd sweaty balls!! GIANT weener(third leg)down to his ankle!! huge calfs!! jaxon riley is just, gay.
by crosst-nut May 9, 2018
Get the jaxon rileymug. A girl who smells like if someone took a shit, ate the shit, and re-shit out the shit she has Some wrinkly brown bags of Milk on her chest . Her vagina is so bad that it’s like nose hair melting
by Imcacklingatmyself December 1, 2021
Get the Riley Bmug. by IamXietyTheBIgCockHaver September 15, 2023
Get the Rileymug. when someone is FYNE before hitting puberty, then puberty does them dirty by making then have a glow down.
by joslynximari October 2, 2020
Get the pull a rileymug. The best of the friend group and the best looking though he makes excuses not to hang out he still is kind and thoughtful he sometimes has braces and he can be a little weird at times and will ship at least one person with a girl named Natalie.He is also favorable towards Davids and Nancys.
by LukaXMari November 29, 2019
Get the Rileymug. an absolute unit who has that many chins u could never stop counting. Such a funny guy and his eyes didn't get put on straight on is head. He thinks he's Kyrie Irving in basketball and thinks he's Devin Booker with his shooting. (He's SHIT at basketball).
by BigDaddyPig August 7, 2022
Get the Rileymug.