cry me a river

When someone makes too much excuses, is being mad and cries.

friend:UR HACKING SUCH A LOSER LOLLL EZZZ CANT WIN WITHOUT HACKS
you:cry me a river.

friend:dude i was lagging u cant win me in 1v1 doggy!
you:cry me a river

by meowtteo October 26, 2025

River

Their the greatest most loving best friend you'll ever have so if you meet a river make sure to keep them because there always gonna be by your side for life

Girl: omg who's that?!
Me: oh that's river my best friend

Girl: woah you got so lucky to know a river!

by Howshushing_face December 23, 2021

african river bat

A bitch made individual. Usually someone who will do anything to suck the life out of you (and not in a good way). Cannot be trusted under any circumstances especially in the dark.

My boss is a fucking african river bat. He messaged me at 11:30 p.m and told me to get back to the office.

Bro John has been such an african river bat lately. Dude just bums my weed and tells me he needs another bowl cause shit is “weak”.

by GoldTesla June 13, 2024

Thames River Monster

A species of male that inhabits the elgin county ON area that indulges in illicit drugs and partying. Aswell they take into the acts of poaching and drunk driving. Loan me 20 bucks guy never pay it back guy.

The Thames River Monster got my $20 again

by 76truckcamper December 7, 2024

Doc Rivers

Doc Rivers is an adjective for someone who always makes up excuses for their own mistakes. No matter what happens, even if it is clearly their fault. They will always blame something or someone else.

“Jake is Doc Rivers, he blamed me for getting into a car accident because I woke him up on time for work!”

by Mr. unlimited March 28, 2024

river/mommy

SHES SO SWAG BUT SHE ALWAYS GROUNDS ME FROM WATCGING MCYT 😡😡

river/mommy is tall

by spencer404 July 10, 2021

River

Quite literally the best sibling you can have, she is a sweetheart since you met and would never betray you. Keep a River by your side if you ever come across one.

Jerry: "Aw shes so sweet."

Stinky: "Yeah, shes named River."

by YourLocalTorchy November 11, 2022