Profiling

A euphemism for doing naughty activities in the Double reed room, with a fellow Double reed player.

Sarah, were you profiling with Jason in the reed room?!

by BsnManDan12 March 2, 2009

Profill

A ready made template for user profiles on websites

derrived from "profile" and "fill"

"just fill in the blanks!"

Name:
Age:
Location:
Likes:
Dislikes:
About Me:
ect ect...

by Teartheskyout August 8, 2005

Profile spying

When someone on Instant messenger has no one to talk to. Therefor, they look at peoples profiles on Instant Messenger.

I was bored so i was Profile spying

by juiceboxWORDS June 23, 2007

professional fan

a fan who knows a lot about a band or artist but is less creepy and cooler than a stalker/fan girl, but still not as cool as a groupie.

"That girl must be a professional fan. She doesn't know the band but she's way cooler than a fan girl."

by Stacy Lynn March 3, 2008

Professional-Cry-Baby

A person who (cries) or (complains) about every aspect of their (job) at (work). So much so that it often appears as though the only thing the do in a day or get paid to do in a day is to (complain). Most often accompanied by a series of heavy (sighs) and (crocodile tears) which can be produced on command to suit the situation at hand. Tears are used when the maximum amount of (guilt) is required to ensure (sympathy) is displayed by their (coworkers).

Did you hear about poor “so-in-so”, she was told that she could not go to the kitchen for her 2nd (feeding) until (break time.) But don’t feel bad for her, she is a (“Professional-Cry-Baby”.)

by The Wonder Girls March 3, 2010

Profitology

The art of manipulating one person to do the work of two people, while receiving the same pay as one.

One example of profitology; A company decides to layoff employees to improve productivity. Therefore, one employee is laid off, and their workload is added to a remaining employees workload. The remaining employee now works twice as hard, for the same pay. This allows the employer to gain more profits, and pay themselves even larger bonuses.

by AspenNomad August 5, 2010

Professional Women Herder

White Collar slang for a person that organizes a service of sex, usually with women, in return for money. Somebody that organizes prosititutes. See pimp.

Where can I locate the nearest professional women herder, I am rather excited after our recent gain in the stock market.

by Evilbobman May 25, 2011