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Playing Convertibles

When 2 straight guys hold their dinks out, touching tip to tip and take turns rolling their skin / foreskin on an off the tip.
Oh those two lazy bastards, they're too busy "playing convertibles" to get off their asses and come to the BBQ, party, club etc etc

Why don't you two losers stop bothering me and get back to your game of "playing convertibles"
by Not playin convertibles July 29, 2011
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planting

the act of going onto video chat websites and insisting the broadcaster to show themselves with plants. This will normally confuse the broadcaster as that is not their primary reason for broadcasting.
Alright guys, time to go planting and confuse these women!
by I_LovE_Ej July 30, 2011
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Playing President

Playing President is a discreet way of saying "to take a dump". If you play president, you're pretending to drop bombs into the Pacific Ocean.
by georgedubya69 November 4, 2011
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planting

When one spreads the asscheeks of another and allows them to plant their anus directly on the face, for pleasure.
John had a sore jaw from the planting that had taken place last night.
by kolkolkol January 6, 2012
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playing Minecraft

doing something subjectively meaningless, i.e. something that is objectively useful to everyone, including yourself, except the person who uses this phrase on you, who defines your activity as useless and subjective only to themselves).
mother: Adam, go help your father in the yard, if I may interrupt you. All you've been doing to day in playing Minecraft.

Adam: okay, I'll go help dad, but remember that the purpose, of playing Minecraft, I mean the actual game, is subjectively meaningless to youm, since everybody objectively defines it as useful except for you. (Adam goes off to help his dad).
by Sexydimma September 18, 2012
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Platinum Rogue

1. A rogue of the highest order. A perpetrator of extremely roguish behavior

2. A celebrity of questionable morals who commits a criminal act for no discernible reason

3. A well-dressed, well-mannered individual who is prone to the occasional wanton misdemeanor
Example 1: Stealing a snake, taking said snake to the changing rooms of a well known, high street lingerie shop and releasing the snake into a randomly chosen stall screaming "How's that for a trouser snake!" before running away

Example 2: A footballer stealing a packet of chewing gum, a d-list soap opera star smashing the windows of a costcutter

Example 3: A former public schoolboy smashing the wing mirrors off a people carrier after the MILF negotiating the behemoth cut him off at a t-junction

Person 1: Why the fuck did he do that?
Person 2: He can't help it, he's a platinum rogue
by CECHAP October 22, 2012
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playing music on numb ears

Trying to persuade, or make another person or people understand a point, but they won't listen to reason.
Kyhleigh: Hey, stop calling him a faggot. He is who is, fuck off.

Haze: haha, yeah totally...i should fuck off, well thats easy i could just shove my dick in his mouth and he'll like it

Kyhleigh: You're sick. Disgusting, and fucking pathetic. he's a human being and you're nothing but a sick, horny worthless piece of shit cast here with nothing to live for. Oh, but this is just playing music on numb ears. bottom line; people like you ruin this world. we need better people.
by DaphneLikesDerby October 25, 2012
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