pants

those things covering your lower extremities, that are always chafing and uncomfortable. It's probably best to remove them.

Dude, these pants are constricting! Good thing it's Pantsless Day in the office! Freedom for the pasty flesh!

by ranger bill May 20, 2008

Tom "HOT PANTS" DeLonge

guitarist for blink 182
even if you dont like their music HE IS THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE

tom hot pants delonge uses his sexiness to rock the socks of every child in the land

by he's fucking beautiful June 19, 2004

Kitty Pants

Kitty pants are any sort of leg wear that contain a cat, the cat may be on the leg of the pant or on a back pocket or seat of the pant. They are frequently worn by virgins and substitute teachers and are often accompanied by a matching seasonal sweater. The cat(s) may be embroidered, printed, painted or applied by any means. If anyone owns said fashion disaster, they are discouraged from wearing these pants in public, though the shear fact that they own them is a travesty in and of itself. The women that wear these pants spend most nights alone with a box of wine in their condos with their 27 real cats.

Oh, those are kitty pants. Don't worry, Molly's a virgin. She's allowed to wear kitty pants.

by Jennnn-ay April 22, 2011

Sexy pants

A chick with a fine body with great fitting pants that show off that ass

Danielle was wearing Sexy pants and sent me to boner town

by Pribble03 September 24, 2014

get my finger paints

This is what you say when your about to pull a JFK. Your armed and dangerous.

Only 4 chicken nuggets!, Im supposed to get 5. Yo SnowMane, get my finger paints.

by Pistol Starta February 14, 2004

shitting my pants

to be extremely surprised or fretfully concerned about something to the point where you may actually shit yourself

When Kel walked through the door, I almost shit my pants. She was the last person I expected to show up.

It's been a week since I've heard from them since they went to New Orleans, and since there's been a hurricane, now I'm shitting my pants.

by babycakest February 23, 2010

paintsville

a small shitty city located in eastern Kentucky comprised mostly of underage whores, crackheads, corrupt cops and shady city officials.Once thought to have been run by the mob.

man-"were can i find some good crack and cheap whores"
tourist center worker-"try paintsville"

by puppetteer December 9, 2008