painted maypole

a very tall girl who wears lots of make up to hide the fact she looks like shit.

OMG LOOK AT THAT PAINTED MAYPOLE, ID RATHER SHAG NAT STREET

by ROSIE O' B May 6, 2009

Paintball

A sport played between teams with the objective of eliminating the opposing players via paint filled capsules, propelled from a marker (read gun) powered by some sort of compressed air. A fun recreational activity known for adrenaline rush, can be categorized into woodsball--large arenas generally located outdoors, with vegetation and wooden objects to use as cover, and speedball--smaller arenas, using inflatable plastic "bunkers" for cover. Played by members of all race and class --despite what you may hear. While the occasional want-to-be-GI and annoying adolescent are not unknown, the vast majority of the paintball community recognizes it as pure recreational thrill. The only injuries sustained in paintball are due to carelessness(removal of protective equipment/tripping over your own feet). A majority of players are teen-young adult and white. Just like most every other sport.

Wanna play some paintball Sunday?

Shure, I'll meet you at the feild.

by Jp77 May 18, 2009

ghetto paintball

Going up into the orange groves behind or around your house, and proceeding to bean the living shit out of each other with oranges. This is done when the parentals will not let you own a paintball gun at a young age.

Mom: Michael, where is Jeremy and Robert?
Michael: Jeremy is in his room, Robert is still tied to a tree up in the groves from when they where playing ghetto paintball earlier.
Mom: Ghetto paintball? jeeRRREEEMMMYYYYY!!!!!!!

by wolfsburg February 10, 2008

painting

The act of ejaculating on the picture of a female, creating a very creative portrait that should be sold in a museum

I hate that bitch mariah Carey so much---I think I'll print out a picture and do a little painting.

by LoganDejobeBomaye May 4, 2011

black jesus painting

A really shitty painting of a black Jesus found mostly in poor black people's homes. Usually painted by someone with questionable artistic talent.

You know that cat Dirty Red who I buy that kush from? He has a Black Jesus painting promintely displayed in his filthy living room, that shit creeps me out yo.

by suicide assistant March 8, 2007

paint job

draw someone on microsoft paint, then send it to em.

melissa gave me the best paint job i hae ever recieved.

by Stantin January 5, 2008

hard in the paint

to give props to, let it be known, take away props for the haters.

dirty south rydaz are weak, man leave that alone, them boys go hard in the paint

by tajaun brown May 6, 2004