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National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00
Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again
by Appledotm June 8, 2022
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Mega Table

The result of the world's greatest minds coming together and devising a way where all of their numerous friends can sit at the same table. CAUTION: you will need walkie talkies
sexy ass junior: MEGA TABLE AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
stupid dumb sophomore: i wish i had enough friends and/or balls to even attempt such a great feat
by Fuck Kevin Palmer November 29, 2010
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Padded Table

A padded chair people use to store clothing and other misc. items. ie. chairdrobe
Damn bitch take your shit off my padded table and put it where it belongs.

I'm going to sit on my padded table.
by pyrocycle October 28, 2008
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Cansas end table

A sofas end table made from recycled dresser drawers with legs vertically placed on sofa ends
by Cblu88 June 6, 2025
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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Clean the Table

When you are about to get your ass eaten you do one last emergency wipe right beforehand to ensure you are clean for the ass consumer.
Matt: Did you clean the table?
Alex: Yes of course I did!
by Raven Kaulitz January 15, 2023
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bliss the table

Setting that shit a blaze

Example: Keep fucking around and I'm gonna bliss your house.
White people: pass the salt and pepper

Black people: GET OUT THE KITCHEN!!! About to bliss the table.
by TrueBlkStory March 16, 2017
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