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Table-flu

Being A decent Human being rather than excusing your friends behavior and racist/ableist statements.
Andrew: Wow,Sangwoo caught the table-flu
Sangwoo: Its called being Respectful you Nut-Sack.
by Spucyweebsdiscordslander May 13, 2021
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Table 11

The coolest lunch table You will ever see. The nicest people. Funniest jokes.everyone is friends
I wish I sat at table 11
Me too
by Dancergirl021606 May 13, 2018
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Table Muncher

Person that enjoys eating tables.
by wunkuswunker August 16, 2025
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National throw your table day

On June 20th you grab a table and yeet it at 12:00
Tom:I’m gonna throw a table

Teacher:your not aloud to do that in class

Tom:did you know it’s National throw your table day today

Teacher:oh shit here we go again
by Appledotm June 8, 2022
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Sticky Table

When a table in the bonus room has been nutted on by oneself while enacting adulatory
Bro in the bonus room bro we got a sticky table
by NiggaNuts January 13, 2021
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I am the table

Being 'the table' means that even If your competitor is 'head of the table' that person still can't beat you because "You Are The Table"
In every industry, competition you're an allrounder. You're so good at everything you do that no one can bring/offer more than you to the table because you are the table!
I know you're the head of the table, but brother.. In every Industry that I ever do I AM THE TABLE!
by I AM THE TABLE September 30, 2022
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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