The nickname of Lionel Messi
the greatest Barcelona player ever but
always bottle in international level.
the greatest Barcelona player ever but
always bottle in international level.
Messi fan Wow Messi won his 6th ballon dór how many Ronaldo have?😂
Ronaldo fan: Shut up those Messi have international trophies? What an argentinean flop 😂😂
Ronaldo fan: Shut up those Messi have international trophies? What an argentinean flop 😂😂
by Young MVP 🐐 March 16, 2021

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.
I'm ashamed to admit
I'm ashamed to admit
by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

by ellaisobsessedwithme January 15, 2021

When you get so drunk, you literally flop yourself into a grandmothers bed and try having sex with her.
by Vinny.vpipe October 9, 2017
