The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

Crab Item

An corrupted anagram of "break time", used in the presence of overzealous managers who dislike people taking breaks of any kind. Sometimes accompanied by the waving of hands in a "crab claw" fashion in high-noise environments.

Person A: Crab Item!
Person B: Dang, it's three o'clock already? Woohoo!

by Black Workshirt March 5, 2024

Crab Bait

A hot woman who picks up guys even though she knows she has pubic crabs.

"Dude that girl is so hot."

''Yeah but shes crab bait"

by titsmcgee9999 September 24, 2011

Crab car

A vehicle that has been severely neglected and is in need of extensive repairs, usually costs more to fix than the vehicle is worth.

Look at that crab car leaking every fluid under the hood, it smokes more than a barfly.

by Omgcatslol4 January 21, 2021

Crab Clothes

Something that crabs wear on there bodys just like humans do. This helps crabs by not getting raped by others and loved ones

Oh fuck jerry I need to put on my crab clothes before my wife comes!

by xXCleo1014Xx <---- YT channel May 25, 2019

imitation crab

Something used not to replace crabs, but to replace school lunches

Get imitation crab now

by Siri IPhone 8 Plus March 17, 2021