crab in my butt

when butthole is itchy

son: “mom, i’ve got a crab in my butt!”
mom: “itch it honey!”

by cookoutconnoisseur May 18, 2022

crab pic

abdominal picture

“finna send me a crab pic?” “if you are eddie munson, yes”

by eddiemunsonsslut July 20, 2022

Crab

A girl that cries too much when she is a dab.

"Emily, you are such a crab when your drunk.

by Croemaker April 22, 2016

Blow Crab

BLOW CRAB is when her pussy is so hairy and full of crabs that you turn around and blow a fart in to the hair and blow the crabs out so you can fuck her

Before I tucked her, I had to do the blow crab.

by Baskin21 June 15, 2025

The Crab Man

An old folks tale in Ohio. The Crab man gets tweaked on meth and steals people's souls.

Be careful Timmy, stay away from meth or the Crab man will take your soul!

by Themethking September 25, 2018

Virtual crabs

The icky feeling one gets from bad behviour at online dating sites.

I tried dating online, but I kept getting virtual crabs. Yuck!

by Fuzzybuzzzz June 16, 2018

Crab

A really cool dude that likes sanji and omori. Hes also a good friend

That guy crab from twitter is really cool ngl

by NeroPsycho January 15, 2023