palm burn

When you masturbate to much you get a rash on your palm.
Tim I masturbated so much last night that I got a palm burn and it hurts.
by Jaden8421 October 24, 2018
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Lady burn

A lady burn is when you get an angle grinder to a piece of metal while sparks fly at your snatch. This mist be performed while a man whittles a spoon in the corner.
I came home to my Mrs lady burning with the engineer. He made me a nice spoon.
by Monkeybomb113 March 06, 2018
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burned urinal

The urinal in between two men evacuating their bladders at their respective urinals that is left empty as a "spacer" due to a lack of dividers between the urinals in the bathroom for privacy.
Aaron: Damn it! There are no dividers between these urinals!

Victor: Looks like we're going to need to make sure there's a burned urinal between you and me. For privacy's sake.

Aaron: Yeah, and I don't want to see your piece, bro.
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Burning the clock

Having sex with a hooker who shows up looking nothing like their profile pic - but youre too horny to care
she looked nothing like her photo but i went for it anyway knowing i was just burning the clock
by ^^!$#@ October 12, 2019
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Stephen Burns

Noun, also used as a verb. Is known for "Horniest Man Alive Syndrome." Symptoms: excessively horny all the time. Gets easily aroused or feels sexual excitement 24 hours a day 7 days a week, no matter the gender. He is frequently seen putting his information into girls phones unwarranted, or swapping spit with someone, has been seen at the Harp twerking on (they/thems) .He is considered, "atrociously down bad." During the 2020 novel Covid virus pandemic, this is when Stephen first was diagnosed with the syndrome. Stephen went through two pandemics. Please go to your local officials and ask for lockdowns to be minimized or removed, as this syndrome is mentally straining and causing my friend to go down a downward spiral. If any of your friends have these symptoms please contact youre nearest CVS Minute Clinic.
" Yo bro who is that girl, i want to ask her to dance?"
"Idk bro its too dark in here i cant tell if thats a female or male"
"Im going to put my number in her phone and ask for a dance"
"Idk bro i dont think thats a good idea, you dont want to be a Stephen Burns"
"fuck man, alright you make a good point"
by spanky6969 August 06, 2021
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Jiggle Burn

When you jog and the fat on your thighs and butt jiggle which causes a slight burning sensation.
Bro, I've got some serious jiggle burn after that jog.
by bruisedgrape June 11, 2015
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Jiggle Burn

When you jog and the fat on your thighs and butt jiggle which causes a slight burning sensation.
Bro, I've got some serious jiggle burn after that jog.
by bruisedgrape June 11, 2015
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