wet the willy

Another term for a quickie. Just to slip it in and back out and then be on your way.

Baby, I have such a busy day ahead of me. Can I just wet the willy before going into work?

by B-i-g-D March 23, 2016

wet taggle

The act of licking your hand and wiping it down someone's face, usually accompanied by the drawn out word, "TAGGLE."

"I cannot believe you just wet taggled me, you b*tch. That's disgusting."

by SwedishB December 07, 2007

wet Biden

A nasty smelling poop-producing, have-to-change-your-clothes fart.

Mitchell ran home to change his clothes because he cut a wet Biden.

by Shecares November 12, 2021

Wet Jet

“Wet jet / wet jetting / wet jetted”: Used in lieu of the term “squirt” to refer to vaginal ejaculation.

“Oh my god my fiancé was gone for the weekend and when he came back he f*cked me so good I wet jetted all over the sheets. I never do that it was crazy!”

by alcremie9 May 18, 2021

wet wonker

It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.

Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!

by KingDaddyDMAC26 August 10, 2017

Wet Otter

A smell caused by the mixture of excess sweat and Old Spice deodorant. It is worse than poop

"I was sweating profusely, so I sprayed my shirt with Old Spice. It smelled like Wet Otter."

by YomiCooper3419 November 24, 2014

Wet Kevin

The act of attempting to curl out a solid turn onto a partners stomach, but proceeding to shower them in liquid faecal matter

"That large Mexican man just gave me a wet Kevin!"

by Donc1305 February 15, 2023