by pintudo August 08, 2020
by Silly1246790 September 13, 2023
Johnny Morris looks like a leprechaun.
by santa!!!!!! November 29, 2011
by Master chef333333 May 29, 2019
person 1: im bored, wanna have a shag?
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
person 2: i would but i dont have a johnny
person 1: its alright, i have one in my wallet
by skettyelf November 23, 2021
The only thing I have ever been addicted to. He is funny, smart, hot as fuck, and I'd bow down and worship him like the king he is anyday. He's the only one who holds the power. The only person who has ever captured my full attention and is powerful enough to hold the key that unlocks everything, anything, anyplace, anytime.
Damn, did you see Vanilla Johnny over there?
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
I did. I'd love to grab a coke with him tonight... I know that vanilla coke will be the best ever.
by youaremy#1 yo October 12, 2023