A technique used in male masturbation. Instead of stroking the shaft up and down, the motion is circular. Resembling the mashing of potatoes.
Steve: Hey man, what did you end up doing last night?
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
Tom: I got bored and tried The Mashed Potato.
Steve: What!? What was it like?
Tom: It was..... incredible.
by Father of God June 28, 2010
When your penis becomes soft in New Jersey when you are having sex with a brodette at a disgusting beach house in the bathroom on top of your cousins puke from an hour earlier.
I had so many Jagr Bombs in Belmar, that I attempted to give Vanessa the peyton manning but I went limp and tried to stuff it into her taco with a spatula just like mashed potatoes.
by Sportnick9 February 22, 2008
Def 1: The act of cloning ones self creating a second completely identical human. This definition for the word was said to of originated in the small suburbs of Newcastle Australia.
Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.
Def 2: A nick-name given to someone as a last resort.
Def 1 E.g.
Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!
Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.
Dave: Dude, you ever thinking of having kids?
Karl: Idk, thinking about having a potato sex child.
Dave: Man! WTF?!?!?!
Def 2 E.g.
Kid 1: What nick-name are we gunna give that new kid?
Kid 2: Hmm, Im a bit messed up from that weed so I think we're gunna have to go with potato sex for now.
by OlderDave April 17, 2010
Chris: Deon seems like a pretty cool dude.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
Jon: Nah man, he tried to fag on me in my own crib the other night. He a real potato man.
by cuntpickle March 11, 2010
Just following sexual intercourse you must proceed to ejaculate on your partners back. Using your fingers to smear the cum out into a thin layer. Allow to dry overnight, and upon waking in the morning force your partner to eat it.
by CellarDoor5656 February 11, 2006
Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.
That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.
by smellaina October 29, 2009
by Toe-Mas May 16, 2007